Yesterday In The Park

Scotty: Shep! Look at that girl terrier! She is so beautiful!
Shep: Not my type. She's wearing bloody ribbons and a dress!

Scotty: Do you think I should go over and let her smell my backside?

Shep: You'd be wasting your time. She's too sophisticated for a scruff like you.

Scotty: Shep ! Tell mewhat to do! You are good at chatting up bitches.

Shep: Sit down will you! You have no chance.

Scotty: I'm going! Do I smell all right? What should I say? Shep ! Help me!
Shep: Tell her you love her then sniff her bottom ,then act nonchalant.
Scotty: Is that what you would do?
Shep: No. But I'm not a bloody short -legged idiot that always has a bad hair day,am I?

Scotty: She's leaving! Oh drat! I wanted to confess my deepest love for her. What a missed chance!

Shep: Plenty more where she came from ,lad. I'll show you where the best females are. Just leave it up to me!

Scotty: You are my hero, Shep!!